What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-VEST!
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?