What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
A cardinal sin.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?