What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
A gold mine.
What did the stair machines call each other?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why did the foal cough?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Who invented fractions?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?