Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Euripides things, you buy them!
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What's the opposite of irony?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why are cars magic?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What sport can waiters play really well?