Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Because they sleep like a dog.
When do cows get tired?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What siblings are always sad?
What's the holiest insect?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?