Why do math teachers love hiking?
For the view at the sum-mit!
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?