My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What fish sings the best?