Why are bakers paid so much money?
They make the big dough.
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
How was the wedding?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
How do you wash a lamb?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?