What kind of books do boats write?
Ferry tales.
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
How much does freedom weigh?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What car always breaks the rules?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the fish blush?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?