What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
I broke my finger!
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why was the cow afraid?
What country has the most fish?