What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Eggs benediction.
Did you know about April 1st?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Which dogs love to study science?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?