Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
It's called Clooney Tunes.
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
How does NASA organize a company party?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?