How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?