What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?