Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
How can you farm during the winter?
What siblings are always sad?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Where do horses reside?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?