Why is a doctor always calm?
They have a lot of patients.
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Which family member has tusks?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?