How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Not long, it was a short stop.
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What is a whale's favorite sport?