Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Because her bark was worse than her bite.
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?