What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics.
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Which former US President was always cold?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What does the sun drink out of?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?