What sport can waiters play really well?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why was the cat so small?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you do when two snails fight?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?