What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why do bees buzz?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why are grandkids so great?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?