Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs.
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?