What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
A farm-ily!
Why do math teachers love March?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Who is a house's favorite band?
It's Crowded!
How did the pirate call his mother?
Which dogs love to study science?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?