Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What style of music weighs the most?