Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Beach trees.
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?