Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have great souls.
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What animal has the most fun?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?