What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Mush-rooms.
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
How do birds threaten one another?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?