What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny™.
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?