What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
A DOE!
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?