Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
They're just two-tired.
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
It's Crowded!
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
How does a barber get to work?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?