What time does everyone love to drink?
At wine o'clock!
Which celebrity became a great detective?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What math figure is also in the band?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?