Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Stop imagining.
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
It's allergy season again?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?