What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Make it rain.
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?