Where do frogs keep their money?
In a river bank.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Where was Noah born?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?