Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
She wanted a baker's dozen!
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do bees say in the summer?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?