Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
A cari-boo!
When do astronauts eat?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?