What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
They demanded an eggsplanation!
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why do football players make great fishermen?