Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
To test the water.
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What is the color of the wind?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Which dogs love to study science?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?