How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied.
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why are goats so funny?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why do vampires always look sick?