Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Because they mess up the whole house.
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?