What branch of the military accepts newborns?
The infantry.
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What's a henway?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why do people always trip on September 22?