Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
He realized it was a rice cake.
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why are books always so angry?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?