What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time, no flea.
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why are goats so funny?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?