What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Lean beef.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why do math teachers love March?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What tea do footballers drink?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?