What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
That's udderly ridiculous!
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Which insect makes the best father?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Where do polar bears vote?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you call an old snowman?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?