Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
The Holy Ghost!
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Where do polar bears store their money?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Which insect is the smartest?