What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E".
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?