Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
He didn't get to pick it!
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Are baby skunks cute?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why was the cat so small?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?