Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
He was looking for definition.
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How do you care for a sick bird?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?