How do fall and winter say hello?
Season's greetings!
What condiment has wings?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Which fly makes films?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?